Dear President Trump: Here’s What to Do with California

 

Here is an Idea to Help America Stay Awesome

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👋 First of All…

Hi President Trump! We’ve got a big idea. You know how California always wants to do things their own way?

They want their own rules, their own electric cars, and their own hair gel (looking at you, Governor Newsom 👀). So we thought… maybe it’s time to let them be their own country!

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🧱 Step 1: Build the Wall — But on the East Side!

We know you started building the wall at the southern border, but what if you finished it along the eastern side of California instead?

That way, they can finally go live their Hollywood dream, and the rest of America can have a little peace and quiet.

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🕶 Step 2: Let Gavin Newsom Be Their President

He really really wants to be President, right? So give him his own country! Call it…

🇨🇦 “California-Land” (Or maybe “Woke-istan” if that sounds cooler.)

He can make all the rules there: No gas cars. No beef. And everyone has to drink oat milk.

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🎤 Step 3: Make Kamala Harris Vice President Again

She’s already from California, and she knows how to laugh really loudly at stuff. So she’s perfect for the job!

>Kamala: “Heehee! I love buses! Let’s make every car a bus!”

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🗣 Step 4: Let Maxine Waters Be the Village Yeller

Every country needs someone to yell on TV when things go crazy.

Let Maxine Waters be the official Village Idiot of California-Land. She can shout random things like:

“IMPEACH YOUR TOASTER!”

“RESIST THE WEATHER!”

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🎉 Bonus: Everyone Else Will Be So Happy!

If California becomes its own country.

🌽 Farmers can farm in peace

🛻 People can drive real trucks again

💡 Lights will stay on

💰 Taxes won’t feel like punishment

Even Hollywood can finally act like they’re in a real movie — “Escape from California” starring The Rock and 12 electric scooters.

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👍 So, Mr. Trump…

We love America. We want it to stay strong. So here’s our idea:

✨ Let California go do its thing.

🔨 Build the wall.

💪 And keep America Great.

 

Thanks for reading, Mr. Trump!

Your biggest fans,

The Common-Sense People of America