Jerry Jones’ Thanksgiving Showdown with the Cowboys and Chiefs

Today’s the big day—the NFL schedule is out and the Cowboys are set to clash with the Chiefs on Thanksgiving! Jerry Jones is already dreaming up ways to cash in on the family feast, from turkey-shaped team jerseys to a limited-edition, gravy-flavored nacho bowl. Who knew Thanksgiving could serve up a side of marketing genius? Get ready for a broadcast of holiday madness, complete with extra commercials and a special appearance by a crowd of confused relatives trying to figure out what a “touchdown” really means!

Jerry Jones’ Thanksgiving Cash Grab

This Thanksgiving, Jerry Jones is cooking up more than just turkey. With the Cowboys squaring off against the Chiefs, he’s ready to cash in on the chaos. Expect prices to skyrocket as he serves up a feast of overpriced nachos and memorabilia!